The Best of 30 Rock
→ Liz Lemon 6x01-12
(Source: msllemon, via fuckyeahlizlemon)
What's wrong with our society.
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
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This man…. I gave this man my ENTIRE heart and soul. I committed my whole life to him. Every decision I made had him in mind. I brought him into my heart even after I was abused, mistreated and taken advantage of not to soon before. I gave him everything I had to give…… And it wasn’t enough for him.
He cheated on me.
I don’t understand. I don’t understand how you can tell someone daily how much you love them, how much you want to spend the rest of your life with them, and they do that. Maybe I could understand if I was a bad boyfriend… but I mean, I don’t think I was. I did everything I could to please him. I always put him first.
I stared into his eyes, and asked him to tell me if he was lying to me. And he said that he was being honest…. And I saw no hint of any lie. But he did. It was all a lie.
I just don’t understand. I don’t.
Dear United States of America,
take notes.
Sincerely,
Human Rights
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